One of my favorite past times here in Boston is asking Luciano, "Hey, do you remember the guy who..." There are so many people here who do shocking unfriendly/rude things.
1. The screamer: you already know about her
2. Our neighbors downstairs:who have since had another party where they were shooting the dumpster until 4:30 A.M.
3.Chicken Noodle Soup Guy: We stopped at a little place that said "homemade chicken soup" on the window. As we were ordering I asked if the chicken soup is good. the response "Well, It's homemade" I didn't know what that was supposed to mean so I was just silent. He ended up bringing me a sample, I believe so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. It was literally the best chicken soup I had ever had. I told him what I thought of it. His response, "Oh"
4. Grocery Store Man: I was in our local grocery walking up and down the aisles. As I got to the front of the middle aisle, the area right behind the check out lines, I didn't look both ways, and just walked to my right toward the next aisle. A second later I felt something ram my ankles so hard I nearly fell "Oh Sh " came bursting from my mouth. I looked back to see what had plowed into me. It was a man sitting on one of those riding carts with the handle bars. I felt we were equally to blame since I wasn't totally paying attention so I said, "I am so sorry". The man gave a slow blink, made a face like my dad used to make when i would spill milk, and pushed the accelerator on his cart without saying a word.
5. Girl asking for directions: Luciano and I had just moved in and we were out walking in our area. A group of girls were looking for something and one turned to me and asked, "hey , do you know where Church Street is?". I said "I don't. Sorry about that" as I was walking away, she told me, "F off"
I'm sure there will be more situations to come.
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